Another brilliant Craigslist post

While checking out jobs on Craigslist yesterday, I discovered this lucrative opportunity for a vertically-challenged individual:


"need a midget to pump a keg at a party

looking to hire a midget to pump the kegs at a house party on sat 4/21

bonus points if you are good at talking shit"



I laughed out loud in a quiet public setting. It was awkward, but worth it.