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Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Oh God...literally
http://www.guardian.co.uk/religion/Story/0,,1946370,00.html
I look at this and feel mixed emotions. I want to laugh, but I also want to cry and kill myself. What is this world coming to? Being the devout Pastafarian that I am, I regard this Christian creationist museum as an outrage and a blaspheme against my religion. It's also just absurd.
Thinks are looking up in some respects though. Let's hope this turns out well.
I look at this and feel mixed emotions. I want to laugh, but I also want to cry and kill myself. What is this world coming to? Being the devout Pastafarian that I am, I regard this Christian creationist museum as an outrage and a blaspheme against my religion. It's also just absurd.
Thinks are looking up in some respects though. Let's hope this turns out well.
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Graffiti amuses me.
Have you ever been somewhere and seen some clever, random, obscene, or just plain stupid graffiti...and laughed? I have.
I believe this was from a bathroom somewhere on campus:
Person 1: Freedom isn't free
Person 2: and feifdom isn't feif
Person 3 (pointing at 2): Crypto-marxist attempt at wit
Person 4 (pointing at 3): Smartass Jew
Person 5 (pointing at 4): This person had nothing better to do than...
Person 6 (pointing at 5): This person had something better to do
High school was by and large a blur for me and I'm not sorry that I remember very little of it. However, one thing stuck in my mind. This scrawl on a bathroom wall made me laugh at the sheer stupidity and randomness of it:
Person 1: My dick is as big as Taiwan
Person 2 modified Person 1's note to read: My dick is as big as Taiwan people's knees
Person 3: That sucks
If you've read any laudable graffiti recently, do tell.
I believe this was from a bathroom somewhere on campus:
Person 1: Freedom isn't free
Person 2: and feifdom isn't feif
Person 3 (pointing at 2): Crypto-marxist attempt at wit
Person 4 (pointing at 3): Smartass Jew
Person 5 (pointing at 4): This person had nothing better to do than...
Person 6 (pointing at 5): This person had something better to do
High school was by and large a blur for me and I'm not sorry that I remember very little of it. However, one thing stuck in my mind. This scrawl on a bathroom wall made me laugh at the sheer stupidity and randomness of it:
Person 1: My dick is as big as Taiwan
Person 2 modified Person 1's note to read: My dick is as big as Taiwan people's knees
Person 3: That sucks
If you've read any laudable graffiti recently, do tell.
Welcome
Rather than revive my previous blog, which I was fast growing tired of anyway, I decided to simply shake the etch-a-sketch and begin anew. I switched sites because Blogger makes me wet in ways that LiveJournal never could. I now invite you to embark on a magical and largely incomprehensible journey into the deep recesses of my psyche as I allow my thoughts to electrify the keyboard and power this ambitious new endeavour.
disclaimer: This blog will be updated whenever the fuck I feel like it. You can pester me for an update if you become bored, but I promise nothing.
disclaimer: This blog will be updated whenever the fuck I feel like it. You can pester me for an update if you become bored, but I promise nothing.
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