So I'm in Colorado for most of break

I flew out to Colorado on Saturday the 16th and I'm staying with my brother in Winter Park, CO until January 2nd. It's going to/is kick/kicking ass. I have a job working at a chain of ski stores and in my off time, I'm rockin' the slopes of Winter Park Resort. So far, it's been a blast. My parents are coming out from Christmas until new years. That's it for now. Here's a little pic of me skiing to hold you over -->

That must be a damn fine bowl

I don't know how long until this Craigslist posting will be removed, so here's the post:

iBowl - $40
Reply to: sale-*********@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-12-09, 9:43PM EST

The perfect companion to hold your iPod near your favorite speakers.

* Location: Cambridge
* It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

It wasn't until I saw about five minutes of Top Gun on TV today

that I realized just how gay it is. I'd heard people "flame" it before, but I just thought they were making fun of another '80's movie. I hadn't seen any of it in a long time, but today, it was on TV and I watched about 5 minutes of it before I had to turn it off. Here's a prime example:

Sony to give couple a new camcorder

ST. LOUIS - A couple who found a jar of pasta sauce inside a box where a camcorder should have been said Tuesday that Sony Entertainment Inc. is giving them a new camcorder.

Melisa Rittenberg, 36, of Perryville, said she was contacted by Sony on Monday, after talking to The Associated Press about the incident, which happened after the Rittenbergs bought the camcorder at a suburban St. Louis Best Buy.

Rittenberg said she was told a replacement camera was in the mail. Phone messages left with Sony were not returned.

"I'm satisfied because we're finally going to get the camera we paid for," Rittenberg said, though she remained angry that Best Buy Co. didn't resolve the matter.

The Ellisville Best Buy store manager, Wade Trapp, said the company had been in touch with the Rittenbergs, and would follow up on the matter.

The Rittenbergs paid about $1,600 for a camcorder at the Ellisville Best Buy, in suburban St. Louis, last week. They said when they opened the box, they found a jar of Classico pasta sauce, a telephone cord and an electric outlet cover. The items were all positioned in the box where the camera equipment should have been, Melisa Rittenberg said.

The couple said they went back to Best Buy, but the store declined to give them a replacement camera or a refund.

I just heard the dirtiest song I know of

It started out innocently enough. I was on a page and there were links to a song called "Play" by David Banner and there was a clean version and an explicit version. I decided then to do a comparison to see how much they differ. Well, the lyrics are almost totally changed. These are the clean lyrics. It seemed like just another slightly skanky current song. Then I heard the explicit version. This is the dirtiest song I personally have come across. Just thought I'd share it. =]

Clean Version
Dirty Version

Funny Picture of the Day (or so)

Today's topic:
Bacon

Oh God...literally

http://www.guardian.co.uk/religion/Story/0,,1946370,00.html

I look at this and feel mixed emotions. I want to laugh, but I also want to cry and kill myself. What is this world coming to? Being the devout Pastafarian that I am, I regard this Christian creationist museum as an outrage and a blaspheme against my religion. It's also just absurd.

Thinks are looking up in some respects though. Let's hope this turns out well.

Graffiti amuses me.

Have you ever been somewhere and seen some clever, random, obscene, or just plain stupid graffiti...and laughed? I have.

I believe this was from a bathroom somewhere on campus:
Person 1: Freedom isn't free
Person 2: and feifdom isn't feif
Person 3 (pointing at 2): Crypto-marxist attempt at wit
Person 4 (pointing at 3): Smartass Jew
Person 5 (pointing at 4): This person had nothing better to do than...
Person 6 (pointing at 5): This person had something better to do

High school was by and large a blur for me and I'm not sorry that I remember very little of it. However, one thing stuck in my mind. This scrawl on a bathroom wall made me laugh at the sheer stupidity and randomness of it:
Person 1: My dick is as big as Taiwan
Person 2 modified Person 1's note to read: My dick is as big as Taiwan people's knees
Person 3: That sucks

If you've read any laudable graffiti recently, do tell.

Welcome

Rather than revive my previous blog, which I was fast growing tired of anyway, I decided to simply shake the etch-a-sketch and begin anew. I switched sites because Blogger makes me wet in ways that LiveJournal never could. I now invite you to embark on a magical and largely incomprehensible journey into the deep recesses of my psyche as I allow my thoughts to electrify the keyboard and power this ambitious new endeavour.

disclaimer: This blog will be updated whenever the fuck I feel like it. You can pester me for an update if you become bored, but I promise nothing.